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[短篇] 唐僧是如何死的?

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唐僧是如何死的?

1,唐僧取经回北京才下飞机,京华时报记者问:你对三陪小姐有何看法?唐僧很吃惊:北京也有三陪小姐?
      
---------记者第二天登报《唐僧飞抵北京,开口便问有无三陪》
2,记者问唐僧:你对三陪问题有何看法?唐僧:不感兴趣!
        
---------记者第二天登报《唐僧夜间娱乐要求高,本地三陪小姐遭冷遇》
3,记者问唐僧,你对三陪小姐有没有看法?唐僧很生气:什么三陪四陪五陪的?
唐僧大怒,对记者说,这么乱写,我去法院告你!
         
---------记者第二天登报《唐僧一怒为三陪》?
6,唐僧气急之下,将记者告到法庭。
         ----------媒体争相报道《法庭将审理唐僧三陪小姐案》,唐僧看后撞墙而死
7,唐僧撞墙而死后,
         ----------京华时报补充报道《为了三陪而殉情:唐僧的这一生?》。
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